A totally hilarious Kiera story

So Rene is visiting. Because she was, I was fortunate enough to be able to take a shower without worrying the house was going to burn down. I had told Kiera that Rene had a baby Nora who was coming with Rene. so this morning their conversation whilst I showered:
K: so I see you have a baby, you just got married.
Rene: I have been married for four years
K: my mommy and daddy just got married and then they had a baby..me!
R: yep, they sure did
K: I have a baby too, in my tummy (starts pushing like imitating me in labour, which she did in fact watch almost a year ago)
R: oh are you having your baby now?
K: no I can't push my baby out now cause I am not married yet
R; oh?
K: I don't have a husband, so I can't have my baby yet!

I am totally ROFLing.